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Park Bench Ontology

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Park Bench Ontology is a low-stakes existential crisis disguised as a comedy podcast for people quietly losing faith in the script of modern life. Each week, comedian and writer Gavin Stephens dissects the absurd machinery of capitalism and culture β€” from sitcoms to wealth inequality, Baudrillard to people who park in bike lanes β€” exposing the broken myths, invisible rules, and slow-motion collapse we all pretend isn’t happening.

Why Does Society Feel Like an Art Gallery?

What actually gives people power today?πŸŽ™ Park Bench Ontology β€” existential comedy for the end of the world.

2/8/2026

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Absolute Comedy Ottawa (Headline)

Feb 8, 2026 Β· Ottawa, CA

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Scarborough's Got Jokes

Feb 12, 2026 Β· Toronto, CA

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Center for the Talking Arts

Feb 20, 2026 Β· Hamilton, CA

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Comedy Art Tour Black History Month Edition

Feb 26, 2026 Β· Hamilton, CA

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Spotlight Comedy Club

Feb 27, 2026 Β· St. Catharines, CA

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Spotlight Comedy Club

Feb 28, 2026 Β· St. Catharines, CA

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Comedy All Stars

Mar 22, 2026 Β· Toronto, CA

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Halifax Live

Apr 3, 2026 Β· Halifax, CA

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Halifax Live

Apr 4, 2026 Β· Halifax, CA

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ABOUT GAVIN

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Juno-nominated comedian and Canadian Screen Award winner Gavin Stephens draws on his working-class Caribbean roots to bring a sharp, unflinching perspective to the stage. His comedy isn't crowd work or pandering β€” it's a live existential interrogation. Every show is a unique experiment: weird, risky, and uncomfortably honest, where absurdity, ideas, and uncomfortable truths collide.

His Juno-nominated album All Inclusive Coma proved that undeniable work speaks for itself. With Park Bench Ontology, Gavin delivers blue-collar critiques wrapped in existential dread, calling bullshit on polite liberalism, market virtue, and nationalist performance art.

Gavin has performed at Just for Laughs Montreal and Toronto, SXSW, the Hamilton Fringe, the South African Comedy Festival , with two network comedy specials and two solo shows (Spectacular, Spectacular and Object of Strangeness ), and appeared on CBC's Lol, The Debaters, and CTV's Comedy Inc. He's also a columnist for CBC Hamilton. Shaped by working-class and Caribbean culture, his comedy explores identity, ideology, and modern absurdities with wit and urgency. Every performance is a rare experiment in comedy and ideas β€” best experienced in person.

PHILOSOPHY & METHOD

Gavin's comedy lives where collapse meets clarity. His work blends Afro-Absurdism with Ontological Collapse β€” a smart, critical, punk-philosophical style that asks not just "What's funny?" but "What's real?" It's comedy that unpacks symbols, implicates the audience, and refuses to let cultural performance pass for meaning.

Whether in stand-up, podcasting, or longform essays, Gavin’s not here to entertain passively β€” he’s here to throw a philosophical wrench in the gears. If it can’t be questioned, it can’t be funny.

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