It takes a lot for me to get excited, but when I do, expect... confetti.
I wish I knew a Dr. Strange. He could be any type of Dr. to. I'd be more then happy sitting in the waiting room of the pediatrist supreme.
Happy birthday.. uh.. execution, Jesus. (There really needs to be a Hallmark card)
@matthewsurina that's what being a man is all about
The phrase "I'm not a racist" is never followed by, "but the new Corolla is pretty good on gas mileage"
Hey, y’all had a great time out east, I’m doing it all over again! I’ll let you know dates soon, but lobster traps and fishing nets here I come.
July 25th and August 7th I’ll be headlining shows at the Annex Wreck room as a fundraiser for the Toronto Roller Derby Leagues away team CN Power. It’s going to be a pretty…