I once got fired from a job for being a lazy employee, despite having pulled several 'all afternoons' for them
I think the Starbucks near my house has been infiltrated by Hydra. Cut one barista off, two more takes it's place! (With dental)
My wife is both confused and frustrated by the NBA play offs. I betting by the finals she'll be in full Judy Blume/Sweet Valley High mode.
Nothing makes you realize how truly dumb Knight Rider actually was, then having to explain the concept to a millennial
Episode 58 of @GNOPodcast is up. This week we try to figure out how to stop the Heart Bleed virus #Macgyver buff.ly/1muEcaf
Hey, y’all had a great time out east, I’m doing it all over again! I’ll let you know dates soon, but lobster traps and fishing nets here I come.
July 25th and August 7th I’ll be headlining shows at the Annex Wreck room as a fundraiser for the Toronto Roller Derby Leagues away team CN Power. It’s going to be a pretty…