Uncolonized is Evolving…

New Season. New Ontology.

From Uncolonized → Park Bench Ontology

For years, Uncolonized has been our space to challenge culture, identity, and power. That work isn’t ending — it’s mutating.

We’re evolving into Park Bench Ontology: a lo-fi philosophy podcast about collapse, comedy, and the strange theatre of being human. Think zine-brained philosophy meets Adult Swim absurdity — sitting on the park bench, staring at capitalism’s weird machinery, and laughing so we don’t scream.

The first episode drops 22/09/25. It’s called Everyday Gltich and it dives into “The cognitive dissonance of everyday” or “the algorithms of dread”.

Same feed. New lens.

If Uncolonized was about breaking the empire’s script, Park Bench Ontology is about what comes after the script falls apart.

Stick around. Things are about to get weird.

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Gavin Stephens

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